distraction:

tattoolost:

This never gets old

Omg

thiskidiknow:

johnstamostimelessbeauty:

freshrosemary:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

Paging
fritopaws
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jellynotjam

Same with dolphins, they smile and admire themselves it’s adorable

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kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

twigwise:

2quiiggly-2wag:

camiferd:

jiidesu:

did you know if you squeeze your thumb really hard you wont have a gag reflex? 

image



I found this out on tumblr like a year ago and it’s been really helpful for taking medications and stuff. 

p.s. 
sorry if it doesn’t work for you but I haven’t met anyone it didn’t work for. 

"taking medications"

yeah… that’s what i use it for….

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OH MY GOD IT WORKS I COULD GIVE A BLOWJOB OR LIKE TWENTY BLOWJOBS QUICK SOMEONE FIND ME A DICK

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

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brooklynhawaii:

Don’t ever wanna leave // Las Gaviotas
photo mak0aho

brooklynhawaii:

Don’t ever wanna leave // Las Gaviotas
photo mak0aho

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Anonymous said: these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"

loverrtits:

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thesoftghetto:

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incogneeco:

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famphic:

anthotny:

postracialcomments:

lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

Lmao!
How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

I’m not racist man, I’m just right-wing
Plus reverse-racism is totally a thing
It’s not about power check the definition
Slavery wasn’t an evil thing, just asset acquisition.

How come I can’t say “nigga”, it just means brotha!
And ain’t I a brotha from anotha motha?
I didn’t use the ‘er’- so its a total difference.
You blacks give good white people such hindrance :(

'We can't handle spicy foods' ? Your jokes make me sad

See, if I joked and called you a “nigger”, you’ll be mad

You black people think we are always out here to ruin your day

Look, 'not all white people', …mmkay?

I can say “nigga” ‘cause of freedom of speech

And y’all always forget what MLK preached!

White privilege ain’t real ‘cause my life is hard

If you want to stop racists, don’t play the race card

Blacks can oppress. Shoot, they’ve oppressed me

I was the only white kid and the blacks were so mean

So I called one a nigger, but clicked anon first

yeah racism is real, but like… I’ve had it worst.

This is beyond beautiful

this is the best thing on tumblr. no competition. this is how stupid white people sound trying to defend racism. like please read this..this is how idiotic your opinions are…omg this has made my night…i’m done..i just can’t think straight now.

👏👏👏

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probably your worst flaw

zultanmalik:

zodiac—signs:

Aries: selfish
Taurus: stubborn
Gemini: flaky
Cancer: whiny 
Leo: egotistical 
Virgo: judgmental 
Libra: lazy
Scorpio: manipulative
Sagittarius: foolish
Capricorn: opportunistic 
Aquarius: neurotic
Pisces: lost